the fallen hero haunts my thoughts
how could you leave me this way

© everlark


You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.


- Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)
#oh my god



NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.


I wish I could just press the restart button on some people.


do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression


hi guys!!

so, courtney and i have both been thinking about this, and we didn’t come to this conclusion very easily, but we need your help.

courtney egberts has been dating me, alana striders since july of 2011. our 3rd anniversary is coming up, and we’ve never once met each other in person! we make plans to meet up what seems like at least three times a year, and they always fall through due to outside factors or money issues.

this year, we really, really want to make it happen.

so, here’s the deal: we are both trying our hardest to save money for this, but we need help. specifically by way of money. that’s where you might come in, if you’re able and willing!

here is where you can donate to courtney’s paypal fund for her plane ticket

we currently need roughly 500 dollars, and that’s just for her plane ticket.

if you can’t donate, don’t feel obligated! this is entirely optional, we’re just looking at all of our options, and if you don’t want to donate, that’s fine! we totally understand.

if you could, though, please signal boost this! it would mean the world for us to finally get to meet each other.

thank you so, so much for taking your time to read this. we love you guys!


"you’re obsessed with video games"



"I got a Master’s degree in acting and now I’m working as a waitress.""What’s the toughest part about being an actress?""There’s a million of us."


"I got a Master’s degree in acting and now I’m working as a waitress."
"What’s the toughest part about being an actress?"
"There’s a million of us."

#humans of new York


Our favorite park is in full bloom.


Our favorite park is in full bloom.


reblog if you love money and want more of it 


dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough



grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

#oh my god #favourite